Our “Taunt The Witch They Said” line is one of our most popular lines on the Moonlight Shop. Which just confirms our belief when we made it. The truth is, we did not expect it to become so popular to the point that we would branch out to tote bags, mugs, and tanks.
We at the Moonlight Shop have a sense of humor that ranges from corny to really zany. It was one kinda slow day (mind you, this was the time when we were just starting out), and started joking around. Probably recycled jokes we learned in the past:
Q: What's the best thing about Pagan friends?
A: They worship the ground you walk on.
Q: How many Gardnerians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Can't say. It's oathbound
Q: What's a witch's favorite subject in school?
A: SPELLing.
And in our jokey atmosphere, we conceived the “Taunt the witch they said” Shirt. It started out as just a single shirt. And it started out with a toad. Because according to James, there just has to be a toad!
We were high (on humor) and we thought, people always think Wiccans are serious and without a sense of humor. I mean our ancestors started Halloween! Until the Christians repurposed it and turned it into a costume-wearing affair, wearing witch-y and scary costumes, our normal clothes, mind you!
We have got to address that. And we are doing it with this shirt. We wanted to start a revolution before we came down from the high. So we rushed our designer with the design and here’s what he came up with:
(Some shady low-life people actually stole this design and tried selling it as their own... so yeah: watermark)
After it went live on the shop, we were bombarded with orders and requests that it be turned into sweaters, tanks, mugs, and even tote bags!
This just confirmed our belief that we have got a lot of funny witches around the world just aching to express their witchy humor! And since we ALWAYS listen to our customers, their wish became our command.
Blessed be to all our humorous Wiccan brothers and sisters!
If you wanna check out the “Taunt The Witch They Said” line, click here:
Taunt the Witch Products from the Moonlight Shop
That’s actually a pretty good line did have me laughing just like a old pun like * Which of the two halves served the witches more * really can’t remember how it went been years since I heard it
Sry, I would much prefer to walk around wearing the symbol of the Goddess than a toad. Blessed Be 💜
Sry, I would much prefer to walk around wearing the symbol of the Goddess than a toad. Blessed Be 💜
You guys so rock 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
I love this joke, and I’ve wanted to get one of these shirts, mugs, or something with the design, but I keep putting it off, because there are other things I want more at the time, and money is tight. It’s still on my list, though. Along with a lot of other things! 😆
Pagans are good spiritual people love all love everything the necklaces from you, moonlight shop brill x
Love the shop,gotta wish list as covid hurt finances.
I love the products I have gotten from you guys! )O(
I can’t order much, I’d like to but chest la vie. I have a pentacle necklace that I love. So thank you!
great article, love the shirt, have a blessed Samhein
Love this! It’s cute and funny.
That’s funny, I’d wear it. Also I love Puns and bad dad jokes, etc. I find them hilarious most times so keep them coming.: )
you Guy’s are Great !!!
you Guy’s are Great !!!
I think " Can’t say" Its oathbound"
would be a good shirt for
I can’t tell you how much I love this shirt, taunt the witch…I’m still waiting on the Unicorn hooded blanket to arrive, but I love everything we have purchased from you. The dragon pendant guards my "Dragon " and I have to put the old dragon in my vehicle. I have to save my money to get the taunt the witch shirt. You guys are awesome!
I love you guys, the extra steps you take through emails and messenger are awesome!! Y’all really care about your customers!!
Love Moonlightshop,always have my order right comes quick, everything I have purchased love them all🌛🌕🌜
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Melissa Goodwin
August 25, 2021
I absolutely love the moonlight shop. Got a beautiful tree of life necklace.