Don't let the dopey look fool you. This cat means business!
The Face CATastrophe Tote Bag can work two ways - first, is that it will make your friends laugh; and second, is it will make strangers back away.
Of course, the bag doesn't mean any harm. It's just that, sometimes, some humor with a hint of a threat is just what we need to brighten up our day!
All of our Cloth Totes are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards.
Because it's handmade for you, these require 10-15 business days before they are shipped. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the following day’s batch for manufacturing.
The shipping rate is calculated based on the weight of your order and starts at just $1.95. (International orders starts at just $9.95)
For orders over $65, you get free shipping. (U.S. orders only)
Domestic orders are delivered within 2-4 weeks (depending on where you live) and international orders are delivered within 3-5 weeks.
How long till I get my order?
Most orders are shipped within 24 hours (unless stated otherwise on the product page). Please refer to the "Shipping and Delivery" tab for delivery times as these vary by product.
Once your order is shipped, we'll send you a tracking number via email so you can follow your order.
What if I want a refund?
We hope you don't, but we don't make it hard to get your money back, if you are not 100% happy.
What if I have other questions?
Just send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org. We have a fully staffed support team ready to help you out.