It All Depends On The Moon Sweatshirt

Don’t blame me, blame the lunar cycle!

The “It All Depends On The Moon” design serves up the ultimate excuse for your mood swings with bold, cheeky flair. Featuring a sassy, red-headed witch riding her broomstick alongside her black cat companion—all set against a massive full moon—this graphic drops the realest warning in the coven: “Good Witch, Bad Witch… IT ALL DEPENDS ON THE MOON!”

Wear this funny, eye-catching design to keep everyone guessing, blame your chaotic energy on astrology, and strut through the day with pure witchy attitude.

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This sweatshirt is woven for hedge witches, occultists, and storytellers who know the truest magic begins where the ordinary world fades away.

Forged from a plush, medium-heavy blend that wraps you in pure sanctuary, this crewneck is engineered to hold its shape through grand Sabbats and late-night incantations. Its deep, shadowy canvas creates a moody altar for the artwork, while double-needle stitching and ribbed detailing offer an impenetrable defense against cold autumn winds. Whether you’re gathering around Samhain bonfires, treading sacred forest paths, or decoding ancient grimoires by candlelight, it delivers unyielding comfort and undeniable spellbinding authority.

Product features:
– Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for comfortable, durable wear
– Classic fit with a crew neckline and shape-retaining ribbed trim
– Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
– Double-needle stitching reinforces the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
– Embroidery placement options include left chest, center chest, large center chest, or both wrists

Care instructions:
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
– Do not iron

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 34.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Product features
– Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for comfortable, durable wear
– Classic fit with a crew neckline and shape-retaining ribbed trim
– Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
– Double-needle stitching reinforces the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
– Embroidery placement options include left chest, center chest, large center chest, or both wrists

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
– Do not iron