It Depends On How Much Wine I Had Hoodie

Reveal the unpredictable secret behind your alignment with a spirited dose of dark humor.

The Good Witch Bad Witch design lays down the ultimate magical reality check: “GOOD WITCH, BAD WITCH… IT DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH WINE I HAD.” Featuring the striking crimson silhouette of an enchantress soaring across the night sky on her broomstick, goblet raised high in a wicked toast, this bold graphic pairs playful coven banter with unapologetic attitude.

Wear this witty seal to raise a glass with your fellow spellcasters, set the mood for evening gatherings, and remind everyone that your magic moves to the rhythm of the pour.

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This hoodie is made for witches, Wiccans, Pagans, and anyone drawn to old symbols, woodland folklore, and a little mystery.

Crafted for warmth and maximum comfort during rituals, gatherings, or chilly moonlit nights, its deep colors give it a moody, sacred backdrop that lets the mystic artwork shine. Pull up the double-lined hood when the autumn air turns cool, slip your hands into the roomy kangaroo pocket, and let the classic fit wrap you in cozy protection. Perfect for coven nights, quiet hearthside contemplation, or walking the path of ancient wisdom.

Product features:
– 50/50 cotton-polyester blend with a soft, durable medium-heavy feel
– Classic fit with a double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord
– Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warm hands and everyday storage
– Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean, comfortable fit
– Supports DTG/DTF printing and embroidery decoration options

Care instructions:
– Tumble dry: medium
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed