It Depends On How Much Wine I Had T-Shirt

Reveal the unpredictable secret behind your alignment with a spirited dose of dark humor.

The Good Witch Bad Witch design lays down the ultimate magical reality check: “GOOD WITCH, BAD WITCH… IT DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH WINE I HAD.” Featuring the striking crimson silhouette of an enchantress soaring across the night sky on her broomstick, goblet raised high in a wicked toast, this bold graphic pairs playful coven banter with unapologetic attitude.

Wear this witty seal to raise a glass with your fellow spellcasters, set the mood for evening gatherings, and remind everyone that your magic moves to the rhythm of the pour.

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Created for witches, Pagans, and dark spirits who refuse to blend into the background.

Spun from velvety, ring-spun cotton and rendered with vivid detail, this tee wraps you in pure comfort whether you are raising energy or stepping out under the full moon. Its rich, dark undertones drape the body in moody elegance, making the esoteric design pulse with ancient power, while the tear-away tag keeps your focus unbroken during spellcasting. Ideal for Samhain nights, deep tarot sessions, and honoring the old gods in effortless style.

Product features:
– 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² fabric
– Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline
– Tubular knit construction without side seams
– Ribbed collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention
– Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification

Care instructions:
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors